Puns, math, references to Bob Ross, the outdoors, and a really kind teacher: That’s the combination school children deserve, dang it! And yet it almost never happens. But that’s OK; the world’s still ...

Welcome to my Summer of Math Exposition 3 entry! This is my up to date version, where I've fixed some typos and polished the formatting. Read the up to date article here. Read the original entry here.